The Infamous Shoes

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The Infamous Shoes

Shoes are weird

Shoes are weird

Nicole Perera

Shoes are weird

Nicole Perera

Nicole Perera

Shoes are weird

Nicole Perera and Olivia Hayes

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The shoes on top of the lyceum are the talk of the town. They appeared out of nowhere a few months ago, and there have been rumors about what truly occurred– perhaps an alien abduction, maybe even a lightning strike.

We interviewed multiple different students to get their spicy intake on the subject.

An anonymous source mentioned that he thinks that a man was hanging from a helicopter and then the shoes fell dramatically during his attempt to stabilize himself, tying themselves together in the wind.

Another anonymous source stated that it was an extraterrestrial power that caused the meticulous shoes to appear.

Kids started to familiarize themselves with the shoes and even named them: Fred and Shakautah. Yet on a random rainy morning, the shoes were gone. They had VANISHED. Devastating.

We will never know what really happened. Some kids had to talk to the school counselor about how much they miss the shoes, but even the counselor needed counseling. The school board told Mr. Donnelly to put a new pair of shoes back on the roof because of the student’s desire for a shoe’s presence.

The janitor soon admitted the truth: he is Spiderman, and he used his powers to climb up the school and grab the shoes, that even he was so drawn to.