March Holidays Day-by-Day

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Olivia Emig, Writer

You know the drill. Here are the holidays on every day of the month of March.

 

Sunday, March 1: National Peanut Butter Lovers’ Day. It’s nothing without the jelly.

Monday, March 2: Dr. Seuss’s Birthday. His real name was Theodor Seuss Geisel.

Tuesday, March 3: National If Pets Had Thumbs Day. Thankfully, they don’t.

Wednesday, March 4: National Grammar Day. Make your English teachers happy.

Thursday, March 5: National Cheese Doodle Day. The dust is everywhere. There is no escape.

Friday, March 6: National Oreo Day. Why is the cereal called Oreo O’s? Why not just Ore O’s?

Saturday, March 7: National Cereal Day. Cereal, then milk. No exceptions.

Sunday, March 8: International Proofreading Day. Make your English teachers even happier.

Monday, March 9: National Meatball Day. The world’s largest meatball was made in South Carolina. Look it up.

Tuesday, March 10: National Pack Your Lunch Day. Don’t make your parent do it for you. >:(

Wednesday, March 11: National Funeral Director and Mortician Recognition Day. Somebody’s gotta do it. 

Thursday, March 12: National Pancake Day. Waffles are better.

Friday, March 13: National Open an Umbrella Inside Day. Only do it if you want bad luck though.

Saturday, March 14: National Pi Day. 3.14159265359 etc.

Sunday, March 15: Red Nose Day. “We’re on a mission to end child poverty-one nose at a time”

Monday, March 16: National Corndog Day. Does it count as a kebab?

Tuesday, March 17: St. Patrick’s Day. Suddenly everyone’s Irish? Ok.

Wednesday, March 18: National Biodiesel Day. It’s an eco-friendly alternative 🙂

Thursday, March 19: National Poultry Day. Chickens, turkeys, duck, and geese.

Friday, March 20: National Ravioli Day. The word “ravioli” comes from an old Italian word (riavvolgere), meaning “to wrap.”

Saturday, March 21: National French Bread Day. It’s from France.

Sunday, March 22: World Water Day. Don’t take it for granted.

Monday, March 23: National Puppy Day. Because who doesn’t love puppies?

Tuesday, March 24: National Chocolate Covered Raisin Day. Chocolate covered anything is delicious.

Wednesday, March 25: International Waffle Day. It’s no contest; they are superior to pancakes.

Thursday, March 26: National Spinach Day. Make Popeye proud, kids.

Friday, March 27: Quirky Country Music Song Titles Day. Redneck Yacht Club, Beer for My Horses, and There’s a Tear in my Beer, to name a few.

Saturday, March 28: Respect Your Cat Day. Why wouldn’t you?

Sunday, March 29: National Mom and Pop Business Owners’ Day. Shop small.

Monday, March 30: Take a Walk in the Park Day. Do it. Get some fresh air.

Tuesday, March 31: National Bunsen Burner Day. Yay science.

 

It’s also:

  • National Celery Month
  • National Frozen Food Month
  • National Sauce Month.